Sex does come into the equation. I'm not gonna lie. Being a guy, sex does come into the equation. Surely we don't say it out loud most the time because we want to be gentlemen and not sleazeballs, but secretly we do think about sex, and it does play a large role on our decisions.
I mean sex is great. For those who said sex is overrated, I'm sorry, but you just didn't have the sufficient skills and adequate partner to fulfill your sexual needs *cough one of the Jonas' brothers*
But then I also remember this: 'Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.'
And it's true, sex is a great exercise, it's pretty much a sport. I'll admit that. So looks like golf isn't the only sport Tiger is good at...(oh snap! well i have to go there at some point). I do have sympathy for the guy though, because it's quite true. Sex is addictive. The chances are if I ever have a constant supply of sex, I'll probably become an addict too...
Fuck yea! Andy out!
I mean sex is great. For those who said sex is overrated, I'm sorry, but you just didn't have the sufficient skills and adequate partner to fulfill your sexual needs *cough one of the Jonas' brothers*
But then I also remember this: 'Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.'
And it's true, sex is a great exercise, it's pretty much a sport. I'll admit that. So looks like golf isn't the only sport Tiger is good at...(oh snap! well i have to go there at some point). I do have sympathy for the guy though, because it's quite true. Sex is addictive. The chances are if I ever have a constant supply of sex, I'll probably become an addict too...
Fuck yea! Andy out!
