Wow, somebody found out about our secret plans for macroblogging. I wish we would have thought about this earlier. Who knew people actually wanted to say something that was more than 140 characters long? I know, I know, teens don't tweet; something that we just learned earlier this week. But hell we don't care 'cause 1) they don't have money 2) can't make a monetary decision for the household 3) lastly, aren't self-important like us aging GenX'ers. Go back to Facebook you kids, we don't want you! Often times I wonder if 140 characters was enough to express an idea or thought. I tried ordering an espresso last week with my tweet, I ordered a latte, and the barista was scratching his head as why I would tell him I was LATE! We really need to figure out how to put meaning back into tweets! No wonder tweets feel so mundane. 140 just doesn't do "getting lunch" tweets justice. Like who really cares that I ordered a burrito from the taco truck near our office? Now I can tell everyone in full detail about that burrito, and add detailed directions even! Maybe we should just acquire woofer. It's pretty much ready to go, it even looks like our pride and joy. I can't believe I'm actually typing 10 full tweets in this one post! That's ten times less annoying that posting 10 times! I wonder what a Woofer RT would look like. Awesome stuff here this is like a mega tweet ever. My fingers hurt.
