What's up all my weeps? If you're like me, you think social media is the ultimate best. And I'm jumping on the latest greatest social networking bandwagon, Woofer, which is like Twitter times ten. Literally! It's ten times better, because 140 characters times ten is 1400 characters which is the minimum you need to woof. Whoever thought of this is a god among men. I love woofing! I'm followig 39 people so far on woofer and it currently takes about 4 hours out of my day. Also, Woofer is going to revolutionize the world of sports. People thought Twitter revolutionized sports, but those people were extremely wrong, and I feel sorry for those people and thinking about them makes me sadder than Henry Abbott thinking about Mike Beasley. As it stands 63% of sports blogging and 84% of NBA blogging is directly related to Twitter or tweets or what tweetering means to the NBA i.e. life. Nick Collison started a radio war, JR Smith a gang war, and Michael Beasley wrote one sentence with about 35 exclamation points on twitter that has launched approximately 90 articles and 36,000 characters of pure speculation, before anyone even knew what was going on. Think to yourself, for one incredible moment, if Supercool Beas was FORCED to write a minimum of 1400 characters. The internet would explode. I would have to spend 100% of my waking hours deciphering his twitter account like it was the Rosetta Stone or the DaVinci code. He would eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. I'm at 1511 characters now so I just wrapped up my first successful woof.
