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  1. neuroaster #!/usr/bin/python # import re import os import string # #Terminate apache process after this request #note_name #note_value #bool #apache_ch ... more
  2. neuroaster All of the things my sister and I wrote and drew in sidewalk chalk in our youth have long since faded away . . . The time we pretended she ... more
  3. neuroaster One cold February day, when I was still a preteen (this was still a while before my mother died of cancer in 1993), I made up my mind that t ... more
  4. neuroaster Black turtleneck sweatshirt that my mother gave me for Christmas when I was 13 years old: I was wearing it when I first shaved at the age o ... more
  5. neuroaster When I was six years old, my Uncle Andy taught me how to fish (It was the last thing Uncle Andy and I ever did together; he died of a heart ... more
  6. neuroaster My parents had to abuse me. They “shouldn’t” have, but it was a need that they had. The last thing they needed was a son with hidden learnin ... more
  7. neuroaster "Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal." (Voltaire) "Soul meets soul on lovers' lips." (Percy Bysshe Shelley) "The metaph ... more
  8. neuroaster wetware : (jargon) [wet'weir] (Probably from the novels of Rudy Rucker, or maybe Stanislav Lem) The human nervous system, as opposed to elec ... more
  9. neuroaster I would just like to say that it is perfectly healthy and natural for a guy to play with his own nipples, and that it’s a beautiful thing. I ... more
  10. neuroaster I think ninety-nine times out of one-hundred when I, as a pedestrian, attempt to cross a perfectly legitimate crosswalk, where there IS, in ... more

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